Elaine, my roommate, got some dishtowels and magnets for Christmas.
"They lied. Hard work has killed lots of people." "Housework is evil. It must be stopped." "If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen." "Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy." "I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning. Just not as it applies to me."
Elaine, my roommate, got some dishtowels and magnets for Christmas.
ReplyDelete"They lied. Hard work has killed lots of people."
"Housework is evil. It must be stopped."
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."
"Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy."
"I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning. Just not as it applies to me."