Remember when a quarter got you everything?

Yeah, I love being the oldest child. But, its advantages mostly shined through back in the day when I could get most things I wanted from bribing the youngins. "Oh, Sean, I'm thirsty. I'll give you a penny if you get me a glass of water?" And it worked! I got popsicles, back rubs, video games, all for a penny! Then a penny somehow didn't cut it so it turned into a nickel. Inflation kicked in and soon we were up to a quarter. That lasted for quite awhile, until Seanzie, Ry Guy, and Caker Bakers realized that I had two legs and thought I was plain mean. Hmm, now we're in a recession and I'm wishing I had personal assistants and all those quarters. That's when it'd be really nice to have a husband...