A final rebuttal from April Fool's

This just appeared on the listserv this morning:

WARNING LADIES!!! I just wanted to give you all a quick
look at the real Jason Hanson. Jason took me on one of his so called
“exciting and one-of-a-kind dates” recently and I must say it definitely was
one of a kind.

Things started off normal enough, Jason picked me up and took me
to dinner but once at dinner things started to go downhill. I should have
known things were going to be bad right after we ordered our food.
Jason talked endlessly about himself and his companies. If I came off
as a bump on the log, its only because he couldn’t stop talking.

When the food finally came, Jason pulled the cancer card for the
umpteenth time and recited how his whole outlook on life has changed since his
mother death. I honestly felt sorry for him and wanted to offer a prayer
to give thanks for the food as I always do. That’s when Bizzaro Jason
arrived. He started on a rant on how he can’t stand “Molly
Mormons”. Well Jason, I am truly saddened that God decided it was your
mother’s time, but please remember He has a plan for all of us and we will
become stronger because of it. Saying one prayer of thanks before a meal
doesn’t make someone a “Molly Mormon”.

After dinner finally ended it was time for Jasons little “nature
walk”. I should have said no. Believe me… I should have said
no. Surprise smores in a shady park of NE Washington is not my idea of a guaranteed good time. In fact, the entire date
was a bit akward and a little creepy. Reflecting back on that night, I consider
myself the exact opposite of Jasons personality and definitely NOT the “Ying to
his Yang” (Im sure his ex-wife didn’t even fit that profile). If
you’re a fun, open minded girl that doesn’t care if a guy is 6’1” or 4’8”
I would definetly dodge this bullet.

P.S. – “mucho importante”… Really? Let's go back to Spanish
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