Careful, my dad is an elderly man

I felt it only appropriate to tag a title, much to the likings of Mr. Warmth, the Prince of Darkness, and dad's favorite to reiterate, She Who Must Be Obeyed, to dad himself, who has escaped thus far without one. There is temptation to stick with the preexisting Ice Cream Man, or Used Car Salesman, but I've come up with a few others. I didn't know which would be most appropriate, so I'll list my favs:

I didn't know if I liked Mr. Candy Coat, or Mr. Candy Pants more
Honest Bob...perhaps too much so
The knight on his white horse
Dr. Oneline
Mr. Sunshine
Prince of Shenanigans
Safety First
Legitimately Lars
Fat Pitch
The Final Say on Just About Everything
King of Tolerance
Czar Zinger
Emperor of his Oven
The Diplomat of Dis
Ambassador of Burn
Asian Trade Analyst
The Rake
The Dick Cheney to my world affairs (that I guess makes me W...which I'm not inclined to endorse)
Prophet in his own land


Or my now senior citizen movie theatre discount father.
Happy Birthday Pops, Love You.