Mr. Jepsen, if you choose to accept this mission (wait a minute, you've already accepted it!)

Terrorist attacks...economic meltdowns...moral disintegration...the end of the world as we know it...and yes, even dogs and cats living together! Time to call The Man from U.N.C.L.E. With his powers, he could be a superhero....but first... Happy Birthday! This message will self-destruct in 30 seconds.